Written by local playwright Miranda Walker and performed in London, fresh, contemporary

and full of heart. Childcare just got funny. This will be a great play to read.

Brand new, laugh-out-loud comedy set at a pre-school where bureaucracy’s gone mad, nobody’s

sure what’s PC anymore and the committee want to ban yoghurt on the grounds of

safety. It’s the evening between a two day Ofsted inspection. As nerves fray,

tempers simmer and the straight-talking deputy refuses to toe the line, will the control-freak

playleader go on holiday and save her marriage, or lose everything to save the group? Can

the feisty assistant and cautious manager really get together? And will trainee Kylie ever

stay out of the ball-pool?

Cast

Debra    (30's to 40's)  Dedicated pre- school leader. Married to Michael

Pat (50's)    Old school straight talker frustrated by modern regulations

Maxine (20's)    Brassy pre-school assistant. Friendly, feisty and flirtatious

Kylie ( teens/ 20's) Trainee. Eager to please

Jason (30's) Community centre manager. Harbours a crush on Maxine

Michael    (30's to 40's) Laid back husband of Debra

Ages are rough guides only

Pre Audition reading 7.45pm Thursday 1st March

Auditions: Tuesday 6th and Thursday 8th March